Sunday, April 17, 2005

Good ol' Rush

Good ol' Rush Limbaugh. He never ceases to be one of the most offensive, stupid godamn pro christian republicans out there.

I was listening to the Al Franken show on Americas finest news source, after http://www.theonion.com, Air America Radio http://www.airamericaradio.com/ (as you can see Ive just learned how to use hyperlinks).

Anyway, Mr Franken was talking about Rush, and how when Rush was talking to Al Gore about teenagers or something, Rush saids the word blowjob on radio, in reference to the fact that all teenagers think about, is blowjobws. Well as a teenager, I can say although blowjobs are high on my agenda, very high sometimes, I can think about other things.

But the ordacity of it was that Rush blamed Bill Clinton for teaching American Teenagers about Blowjobs. Rush Limbaugh actually blamed Bill Clinton, and the fact that he, on an occaison, was lightly fellated by Monica Lewinsky. Rush fucking Limbaugh actually blamed Bill for teaching americas kids how to give blowjobs, i.e. sucking the cock, licking the stick, giving the head, popping the fruit, eating the banana, or any other innuendo you care to call it.

Rush said that all american kids in school can think of now are blowjobs. If thats true, Id love to thank Bill Clinton, for teaching a generation of kids how to suck cock, and maybe he could come over to Scotland and teach the kids hear how to give half decent blowjobs.

But how god dman stupid can you get? Yes because before Bill, No one in high school had ever, ever though about putting it there. Rush is a fucking tit, he really is, and so is everyone who actually think Abstinence teaching is a good idea. I am so oppoed to abstinence it makes me want to go out and have sex. Im not even going to get into how stupid Abstinrence is, and teaching it as the only method is even more stupid. Us teens have sex, we have alot of sex, not as much as we would like, but alot. And its politicians who havent got any since Eisenhower who are turning a generation into sickening, religious pro abstinence gun nuts. And turning the majority totally off. Normal teens in america, kids who like to get drunk, smoke, get stoned occaisonally and have sex, are now considered to lead an alternative lifestyle.

I just thank fuck that over here, us normal people are still in the majority.

Anyway, in conclusion, Rush is a total tit, Abstinence is morraly wrong in my opinion, and long live blowjobs, and our freedom to talk about them, and get them, whenever, and where ever we can.

3 Comments:

At 1:37 PM, Blogger Unknown said...

Americans are crazy, it's like a law.

Nothing like us Brits, ay? Bonny Scotland and Fair England behind us, we'll continue waging war on anyone who pisses us off.

I already got the PC buggers, the yanks, and the french i believe..

http://trueglamour.blogspot.com/2005/01/political-correctness.html.

Gina x

 
At 12:17 PM, Blogger Comrade_Smirnoff said...

Rush Limbaugh the junkie

 
At 12:22 PM, Blogger Nick said...

Touche Comrade, touche!

 

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