Hyperbole

Someone once commented on my use of millions of hyperboles, so heres my best one. To put it in context, this is how much sum cool chick i was once good friends with smoked...

not even a 19th century steel mill with columns of children with sooted faces marching in for work to create the largets oceanliner the world has ever seen and working at it for 19years dya in day out till they reach the point of exhaustian and are thrown into the furnace could equall the Co2 output of my aileen!

I consider it a fine piece of wit? (hehe...geddit?)